Virginia Woolfe and Caroline Shotton are riding the tube
the circle line I think and they are talking about waxing their legs
I am listening in on their conversation
Virginia thinks its too painful, Car thinks its a necessary evil
she used to talk about poetry and art used to talk of politics and change used to talk of [...]

If you’re sick and tired of traditional approaches to decor, and don’t want to spend time painting and repainting rooms, or applying wallpaper only to have to peel it off again, then you might want to turn your attention to vinyl stickers. Vinyl stickers are a new trend that have grown dramatically in popularity in [...]

Monday I see you dressed in Casual FabricsHoping for the first of springThe moonThe duskEnvelops you like a cloak of midnight. As you fall into unknown pressuresReminding yourself of who and what you wereYou never wanted any of this emptinessBut you foundAll the sameand as if by coincidenceYour own enveloping shame. Tuesday She appears in [...]

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Until these moments end you look surprised that they are happening at allthat you could suddenly find yourselfin this situationwondering why you’re in a positionwhere you might wonder why.
Then when they’re done the feeling’s worseyour Enigin out of gasolineyour compass misalignedso that true north is missingand every movement that you make feels misdirected
When they come [...]

In these situations my mind turns to thoughts of signage.
I will print posters for you, each one depicting you and I in attitudes of great Second World War romances.
I will purchase vinyl stickers graphically designed, in which your name and mine spiral into one another.
I will obtain for you consumer durables (a DVD player will [...]

Frank had lost most of his money in the great Enigin Scam of 2008. An unscrupulous entrepreneur had managed to convince several thousand people to invest several thousand pounds each in a project that he’d claimed would massively increase their popularity and general interest to the world through a previously unknown online methodology. Charles Enigin [...]