I buy cosmetics online–
And no, I’m not ugly or conceded;
I just think my cellulite is quite unneeded!
That’s right everyone–
I’m not perfect like a model–
I have blotches and a butt that waddles!
But don’t be too surprised–
With the world so vain,
I’m sure Sarah Palin bought a few cosmetics during her campaign!
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Hey. My name is Wendy [...]